I’ve started playing Fortnite again for the first time in about a year and a half, and for all my documented hatred of multiverse stuff, god help me, I’m having a good time. Thanks to the game’s Zero Build mode, I can finally compete with preteens who’ve been playing Minecraft for as long as they could use a computer. It’s the most fun I’ve had with a battle royale since the first couple of weeks of Apex Legends before everybody knew what they were doing. A big part of that is how much stuff there is in this game. There’s just so much to do, including the following:

Tame a giant dog by jumping on its back and then ride it around the map
Fight Darth Vader and get his lightsaber if you win
Fly around the map like Spider-Man except Spider-Man isn’t actually in Fortnite anymore so it’s a generic grappling hook but it’s still really fun
Play as several variants of LeBron James, including his Space Jam: A New Legacy appearance
Enjoy a battle royale video game where your opponents don’t turn into a three story building when you fire at them in Zero Build mode

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Get in a big transparent hamster ball and ride it along a series of rails like a makeshift roller coaster
Attach a cowcatcher to the front of a vehicle and use it to drive through buildings with impunity
Play as one of the most ridiculous characters in comics history, “The Batman Who Laughs” (Jokerfied Batman)
Camp out in a little tent to get your health back
Hide from your enemies in a dumpster full of trash
Be Blanka from Street Fighter but in a suit and sunglasses
Wield a gun that just fires buzzsaws and can take apart whole buildings
Get eaten by a shark

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Drive a speedboat through a race course
Assemble an action figure character out of different parts like Sid, the true hero of Toy Story
Play as a sentient, claymation ice cream cone
Make Indiana Jones do Tiktok dances
You can make Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones do Tiktok dances
Pop culture is becoming a slurry of references but it’s kind of funny actually

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