For the first time ever, members of the PlayStation Network can now change their username. This is exceptional news for everyone that’s been on the service since the PlayStation 3 days, as the “totally hilarious” name you picked out for yourself in 2006 might not accurately reflect who you are in 2019. Hopefully, at least. Whatever! You do you!
It’s also good news for people with, like, actual real-world problems like stalkers or abusive exes. Changing your username is easy enough, as outlined in the below tutorial video, which features the same insufferable royalty-free glockenspiel mandolin music heard in POV real estate walkthroughs and blackhead removal videos.
The first name change is free, and after that it’s $9.99 a pop for commoners, or $4.99 for PlayStation Plus members. More information about the various caveats and nuances of the system can be found on Sony’s official FAQ.
But! Before you can change your name, you’ll need to pick out a new one. To help make this easier for everyone, I’ve put my lifetime of internet usage to work and come up with 100 PlayStation Network usernames for you to choose from. There’s something for everybody, so dig right in!
100 Free New PlayStation Network Username Ideas*:
- DoubleGreg99
- ThreeHundredDogs
- Blister_TheMainMan
- GraduateOfDevry
- Elbow_gr43s3
- CoheedAndCambriaOfficial
- HorseMonkeyLover
- Round1XHelloKitty
- DannyToasterGloven
- HallAndGoats
- HallAndGhosts
- HallAndOatsOfficial
- AllThemBoats
- AllThemBoatsOfficial
- d0ntw4ked4ddy
- HIMfan666
- BuriedAliveByl0ve
- MatrixxxAnderson
- CliffordDaBigRD
- DelThaFunkeeHomosapien2
- VapeLordUltimus
- CaligulaOfVapes
- Vaping_Beerus
- sONgOKU_vape
- VapeDimension
- DaVapeDimension
- VAPEnoJUTSU
- animeLORD311
- AHMYGODDESS93
- bigO_fan
- MOLTARtoonami
- kenshinfanXXX
- y401h4nds
- moe_lvr_666
- PSN_SUX3344
- NoDrugsHere598
- spoonman322
- DigDugFunnie
- RockosModernSpliff
- KratosASMRofficial
- SONE4LIFE
- tiffanyluv4u
- horseblindfold
- pregnantWITHU
- iCeD_tEa_BaNdIt
- nintendoguy3032
- SummerGlauGuy2x2
- Seren1tyXXX
- BNmyBUNK
- TrunkJunkBBW
- BIRDxSOLDIER
- xxxHOLIC64585
- notdanryckert
- abbyCRUSHELL
- DesignByVinny
- nietzschewasright
- austin_blocker
- danielleMMA
- DaJoyousGamr
- SlimeQueenDNKA
- mozartsghost
- thenetstarringsandrabullock
- c0ns0lec0mmands
- linkyboy333
- slinkyboy333
- blinkyboy333
- inkyboy333
- pinkyboy333
- DrPelletP0pper
- addicted2coins
- cryptohypno
- SatoshiTokeamoto
- mrmimedad32
- donuth0lez
- p1zzabutt
- butts4life88
- bigbuttbootyboi1
- BOBoutkast99
- dRaCuLaWeDdInG
- st00pkid
- MerthwormJim
- whereISmyMIND
- fightclubrule2
- brulesruelsofficial
- blazbluG0D
- GGXXsol
- CSGOttv
- catpawbeans
- beansquisher
- the2ndcrow
- BillCorbettOfficial
- jonahSOL
- rowsdowerfan88
- beer0nthesun
- willydawaffle
- istantorgo666
- serve_da_master
- brakshowAS
- tad_ghost4l
- W1NG_GUND4M